Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Gag Reflex

I received this sleazy little missive in my inbox at an unnamed dating website... Wow, there's a lot of winners out there!
Just horrifying, really...

None could whore you I am sure all men love you equally. A Magdellena for sure. You are so lovely I would write a dozen poems just to meet you. That is my proposal. Endure my words twelve times and my heart will be thine. Love me or I'll love you, maybe we can get the synchronicity going and fall for each other. You will fall, deeply and I will catch you completely.

messenger addresses
Yahoo: jestingsorrow@rocketmail.com
AIM: jestingsorrow

Love ya

Come With Me

Come with me woman
I will fill you up with my love
The sea currents in your cave
Enshroud me as no woman has

Take me inside of you
Pull me in your currents
Release me and I will come again
Always coming to you, for you

If you wash my feet with your hair
I will wash your body with my locks
Sanctifying my desire with firm cock
Wetting your oceans and sea with my care

Come for me or I’ll come for you
Push your spike into my heart and in turn screw.

'Jesting sorrow' weirdo is the 3rd guy so far this year to write me a poem. Although, I have to say that this poem wins hands down for being the most pornographic. And the least appealing. ICK!!!

2 comments:

horseteeth said...

AAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

That is REPULSIVE! And wonderful. Thank you so much for posting -- that made my day. :)

horseteeth said...

PS -- so glad you're back, Violet. I've been checking your blog every day.