Viva La Vida

Coming home inebriated and taking topless photos of myself, checking out the construction worker across the street, answering my door still in my slip at 2pm in the afternoon, eating kale tacos for breakfast, meditating, reading Buddhist precepts about refraining from 'sexual misconduct' (feeling vaguely guilty), cyber-stalking my ex boyfriend, dragging myself out of bed at 11am...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...just another day in Nirvana at the bachelorette pad!