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H is actually pretty hilarious. Here are some choice quotes from him:

The first thing he said to me today when he saw me in a white sundress was, "I can see your underware. Do you want everyone on the street to see your underware?"

Then I told him I had been spending a lot of time hanging out with my roommate he said, "He just wants your ass. Everyone wants your ass." I was like "Ummmmm...thanks but really its not that great."

When I told him that all my friends agreed his behavior lately was suspicious he said, "That's because your friends don't want you to be happy." I was like, "Really? Why?" Him - "Because you look better than them." WTF?! He's never even seen or met any of my friends.

About my new neighborhood, "You live in the projects habibti(sweetheart in Arabic), I'm sorry but its the projects."

Re my roommates: "When I go in your house and I see their shoes lying around and it smells like sneakers... Do you want to live in a prison?" Also, "Your Dad would not be happy knowing you are living in New York City with two men." And, "If I were to have a woman come live with me like a roommate, I'm sure I would be nice to her, sit on the couch talking to her, cook dinner for her. And I'm sure at some point I'm gonna sleep with her." I guess this is to illustrate the point that he thinks that its basically inevitable that men and women who live together as roommates are going to sleep together. I pointed out that I've lived with plenty of men over the years who somehow, I quite miraculously restrained myself from F@#Cking.

On several occasions he asked me, "Is there something wrong with your mind?"
Well, yeah duh...if I was remotely sane, I would NOT be hanging out with you Freakjob.