Friday, October 29, 2010

Julia Roberts will NOT be staring in the movie version...

In my new book EAT FUCK DIE, Notes on an Ongoing Existential Crisis, I will be tackling complex and controversial subjects such as:

- Why trying to be thin is a big FAT waste of your time
- How to get off your Crackberry and actually relate to other human beings
- Tips for seducing young semi-innocent men
- How to avoid commitment at all costs even though you think you want it
- Why 'fucking' is preferable to 'making love'

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Let us know when you're holding auditions --- I wanna be the villain. ;)

horseteeth said...

It's about time someone put down the truth. I would totally read that!

:)