Who can resist the occasional bout of creative 'sexting'?!
Him: PS You look really good as the evil doll of the devil's daughter
Me: Haha...wish we coulda made out like evil teenagers
Him: LOL - No we couldn't because if we did then I would ask your friend to rub my back while I stroke u from the back and pour some vodka shots in your mouth while still stroking you but slowly and deep - I'll be black Jesus doing the devil's daughter, Derrick can be the devil and we hope that we don't get caught. Then the apocalypse comes - all you need for your outfit was a bug lollipop.
Next Day:
Me: When you put in the refrigerator please be shirtless. Then I want you to rub vanilla ice cream all over your nipples. So I can come lick it off.
Him: As long as you play the porn music in the background you got it and make sure you don't have the money to pay so you're going to have to pay in ANOTHER way
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