I’ve been thinking about sex a lot lately. Well, really when am I not?! But anyway, I was accidentally sent a Kings of Leon CD in the mail. I was going return it but then I just decided to keep it because I kinda like that 'Sex on Fire' song. I’m such a big dork. I so kept listening to this song which is all about great sex and its really got me thinking.
I feel like I haven’t had great sex in years. Actually, I think it would be accurate to say that I have only been having pretty mediocre sex in the past couple years. And yes, sex is like pizza - even when its bad its still pretty good (I actually hate that saying but its kind of appropriate here, so forgive me). So, if sex is like pizza, then I’ve been eating at Dominos for the last couple years when I could be licking delicious homemade sauce off of my fingers at some candlelit pizzeria on a backstreet in Rome! WTF?!
A lot of people will also say ‘sex is overrated’. Well, let me tell you something. The people that say this are always the one’s who are getting laid. After a while they get bored and feel like they could take it or leave it. I know because I’ve been there. But for me to hear this right now is pretty much the equivalent of someone who just walked out of a buffet telling a hungry person that eating is overrated. Sex is important. It helps us relax, it grounds us, it connects us, it feels great, it makes us appreciate our bodies, it’s a way of sharing with another person that transcends words. And when you haven’t had any affection in while, its bliss to be touched.
Problem is when you decide that you don't wanna give it up to just anybody who's hot; when you wanna hold out for something or someone special, then you gotta wait. And wait. And wait...
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I love this: "A lot of people will also say ‘sex is overrated’. Well, let me tell you something. The people that say this are always the ones who are getting laid."
So true!!!
Actually sex and pizza are both often total crap, because people don't know any better but to accept the bland, uninspired stuff they've been served their whole lives. Or they're too embarassed to question what they've been told they should like.
No wonder they think it's overrated!
Ha! True. But I happen to know that YOU'VE had sex more recently than me! I don't like crappy sex but I really HATE no sex at all. Then again I'm complaining about not having sex when I could no doubt go out tonight and rustle up some weird, awkward, unsatisfying sex for myself. Think I'll stay celibate...sigh...
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