The Mating Text of the Alpha Male

I’ve never been one to date your run-of-the mill, business major, domineering yet completely average, guy-next-door, kinda guys. They were never attracted to me; I was always too weird, or too chubby, or too over-the-top for these guys. The feeling was mutual; their conventional ways filled me with boredom and contempt. However, things have changed recently. All of a sudden these guys are into me, they think I might fit into their world. That is, until I open my mouth and start taking! I blame my long, blondish hair for the initial deception…ha ha…
Never-the-less, in an attempt to be open minded, I found myself out on a first date with a guy whose online title was ‘sf_techguy’. I mean, really...not very promising. Couldn’t he have used just a tad bit more creativity here? I myself came up with the witty and winning moniker of ‘whoreableperson’ and that’s the best he can do?!
Anyway, he was your typical alpha male – tall, dark and handsome, with a good job and nothing of much interest to say. The kind of guy who is used to getting what he wants. Immediately after our first date, which was quite mediocre and PG (I gave him a quick hug goodbye), he texted me telling me how cute he thought I was. The next day he texted about how much he wanted to kiss me. Despite my reservations, he seemed nice enough, rich enough and hot enough that I thought why not give him a second chance? However, later in the week he canceled our next date saying he had been dating someone and they had decided to be exclusive.
A month later, completely randomly, I get a text from him asking me to go out for a drink with him this weekend. I questioned him ‘aren’t you dating someone?’

His reply: ‘she’s out of town this weekend and i have this burning desire to make out with you.’

He quickly followed that with: ‘i want to make you moan’. (I’m cringing here…)

Then when he got no response from me: ‘if that was too forward, i apologize, i just get really turned on thinking about you… are we on for drinks tmrw night?’

To which I replied: ‘I’m not into cheaters.’

Him: ‘Her and I aren’t exclusive. This isn’t even remotely cheating. Let me take you out for a drink tmrow. Let me taste your lips.’…

(Are you fucking kidding me??!!!)

Me: no response

Him again, a little later: ‘I chose to tell you she’s out of town right? A cheater would have lied and said we broke up. Think about that! Cmon, I don’t want to be dry all weekend!’

Me: no response

But thinking:
I don’t want to be dry all weekend!
UMMMMMMM EXCUSE ME????!!! Let me get this right, your girlfriend is out of town for the weekend. You want to fuck me. BUT its not cheating (on her) because you told ME that you were with her. That makes no sense. I’m sure SHE would consider it cheating! And you can’t possibly go two days without sex so I’m supposed to take this as a wonderful opportunity to come over and screw you?!!!
Is this guy out of his mind?!
I’m offended for myself and for the sake of all womenkind!!!