I was out at a bar last night with a bunch of girl friends. A lone guy lingering near the end of the bar approached me.
Him: "You're really pretty."
Me: "Thanks."
Him: "Would you like to hook up?"
Me: Incredulous, "WHAT?!!! NOOOOOOO!"
Him: "Why not?"
Me: "You don't even know me! You have barely even spoken to me!"
Him: "Well, Adam didn't have to speak to Eve."
At this point I just started roaring with laughter and turned away. I told all my friends and everyone was dying. The guy quickly exited the bar.
Really?! Is this what's its come to these days?! You don't even know my name and you are gonna approach me and ask me if I'd like to hook up with you? And the Adam and Eve thing is just ridiculous. I can't believe it!
3 comments:
WOW. That should win some sort of award for dumbest shit ever....
I wonder if it ever works, maybe on some teenage Jesus freak. HA HA
If Adam and Eve existed, Adam probably got Eve drunk. Typical dude behavior, right? And no Plan B, obviously! Thus centuries of incest followed, and here we are now. Eeeeewwwww.... THE END.
Well, at least the guy didn't say "Hey, what's this rag smell like?" Because that's just overplayed now. :p
Ha ha! Good point Adam prob got Eve drunk...
Yep, centuries upon centuries of evolution and this is what we've come to - lame dudes in bars asking, 'Wanna hook up?' before even having a conversation!
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